wokao123

I’m with my wife in New York City this week. Yesterday we walked to Central Park and did tourist activities, spending about five hours outdoors.cheap runescape money I had on my sunscreen and my baseball cap. Walking back to the hotel, I removed my hat for the first time all day because it was warmwow power leveling and I expected to be in the shade of buildings all the way back to the hotel. Within five seconds, a bird shit on my head. His aim was phenomenal. He hit me in the wow powerlevelingcenter of what my unkind friend refers to as my “pink yarmulke.” From the bird’s view, that must have been an irresistible target. I give the bird credit. It was an impressive load. That world of warcraft power levelingbastard must have been eating French fries in the park all day and saving it up for the right moment. The main tonnage hit the top of my head,wow power leveling but there was plenty left over for my shirt and arm. I didn’t see what kind of bird it was, but judging from the result, it was probably an ostrich. I’m also not ruling out pterodactyl, flying cow, or UFO full of aliens with dysentery. My point is thatwow powerleveling any volume of crap seems large when it’s on your head. I cleaned up world of warcraft power levelingas well as I could, and walked to the hotel while wondering about the odds of being shat upon within that 5-second period wow power levelingof removing my hat. I saw about ten thousand people that day, and I was the only one covered with shit and cursing the sky. Let’s say there were 22 million people in the New York metropolitan area. I’m guessing no more than a million got crapped on. wow powerlevelingSo that’s 1-in-22 right there, or .0455. And I was outside for 5 hours before I removed my hat, so that’s 204,000 seconds of protection compared to 5 runescape money seconds hatless, or .00002451. And since both the “crapped on” and “hatless” conditions had to happen atcheap runescape gold the same time, I multiply those two odds and get a .000001 chance of getting shat upon within 5 seconds ofworld of warcraft power leveling removing a hat. I slept through statisticswow power leveling class, so that’s probably wrong. I just know it was unlikely, and it’s further evidence my life is nothing but a holographic programa wow powerleveling written by my long-dead self. This is exactly the sort of clue I would leave myself. The US Open is this week, and some of the tennis pros are staying at the hotel where I’m at.runescape gold A nice lady working in the lobby was complaining to me that she keeps world of warcraft power levelingmissing her chance to get an autograph from Andy Roddick. She doesn’t follow tennis, but since Andy is famous, that was enough to want his signature. So if you will excuse me, wow power levelingI have to go do some work until I am famous enough for that lady in the lobby to want my autograph, and for the birds torunescape items give me some respect. Final Fantasy XI Gil ro Zeny wow gold cheap wow gold cheap wow gold eq2 gold eq2 plat everquest 2 gold lotro gold lotro power leveling lotro powerleveling girl of wow power leveling